Euro chic

According to Steve, Aldi is the Sainsbury's of Europe.

Only real men...

Steve is bald, but this is only because he has too much testosterone in his body.

Country gent

Steve lives in Tuebrook, however, his house is two miles from the nearest main road.

Super-optic-fragilistic

Steve once clocked his broadband speed at 100mb...back in 2010.

Are you local?!

According to Steve, all fresh food from Aldi is produced locally...even the stuff from Spain and South Africa.

Chillin'

Steve once drank shots of anti-freeze...because he ran out of vodka.

Lewis who?

Steve's 1.7 diesel Zafira can hit 150mph.

Ping!

Steve's microwave uses delta waves...which are found in the brain.

SWYD

Whilst in the 'forces', Steve was trained to sleep standing up.

Fly me to the moon

Steve once hacked into Nasa.

Bareback Mountain

On a trip to Southport one day, Steve randomly bought a horse, and rode it home bareback...to Tuebrook...